The One

Ham radio is an activity that’s been around for over a hundred years and boasts millions of adherents around the world. It should come as no surprise that an institution so ancient and so compelling would harbor a few mysteries.

During the early development of radio the activity was particularly attractive to a certain kind of fellow, one with a keen interest in science and industry and often a fellow whose station in life was a cut or two above that of the ordinary man. The formation of clubs and societies, recondite in nature and hidden within the rank and file of this adventurous lot of explorers led to more than a few secrets.

That much you might know. What you probably don’t know is that a few of these clandestine organizations remain active inside the hobby to this very day.

I’m not personally a member of any of these groups nor do I have first-hand knowledge of who they are or what they do on a daily basis. But from time to time I hear from some of these secret members who drop bombshells on me that strain credulity.

I think they’ve given me a few of these nuggets to distribute because I’m an oddball. Really, compared to other ham radio bloggers I rarely over-hype the hobby and pretend to be its personal spokesman as has become common among those intent on making “X” number of contacts a day and who extol only the virtues while never telling the whole story of what it’s like to be a radio amateur.

That’s what I like to think anyway.

More’s the likely they know I’m close friends with W6OBB and they’re looking for a higher profile outlet in exposing the reclusive activities of the Lodges and are using me to get that information to him. In any event, on occasion a package arrives at my shack, delivered by a personal courier as happened just a few days ago.

This time the package included a short tale of something that happened 35 years ago and it included instructions to share it with my readers, which I’m doing today…

It seems that back in the late 1970’s a distinguished scientist and radio amateur whose name must not be spoken had developed a rather amazing antenna that performed well at high frequencies. It’s precise construction remains a secret to this very day but imagine if you will a six-foot long tube whose diameter was about two-inches. A coil of wire was wrapped around almost the entire outer body and inside there were active components, including a small pump as most of the tube was filled with a Noble gas compound that periodically required refilling.

To simply say that this antenna worked well would be a serious understatement.

Reports indicated that the antenna was highly effective without a tuner across all of the HF amateur bands. Placed horizontally or vertically in the corner of a room or the attic it was an order of magnitude more effective than any directive array installed at 150-feet.

In a nutshell, it was The One, the killer antenna that the prophets had written about.

This would revolutionize the world of HF communications. No longer would the fellow with the 100-acre antenna farm and California Kilowatt rule the Honor Roll. Now even the lowliest QRPer with his milliwatt homebrew designed gear would be on equal footing with the millionaire.

In essence, the new antenna would instantly turn the 99 percent into the 1 percent and at least when it came to hardware, there would be no more elite amateur radio stations.

Plans were made to manufacture the small wonder. This scientist/inventor wanted to sell the antenna for US $1000 and he fully expected to eventually sell one million of them making him the first amateur radio manufacturer with $1 billion dollars of revenue.

He tried to keep these plans as secret as possible for obvious reasons so he never patented the antenna which would have announced it to the world. His belief was that the gas compound required was so exotic that even if someone managed to reverse engineer the design, the compound would remain the only edge he needed.

The first five-thousand units were assembled in a large, vacant building somewhere in New Mexico.

It was about that time that the inventor discovered that his secret had leaked when he got a call with an offer to purchase the design – which he refused – and he continued to build inventory. But the phone calls and strange contacts never ceased – all warning him to sell the design for the antenna or risk losing it all.

He underestimated the threat and continued in the pursuit undaunted. Until one night when he was visited by four members of one of these secret societies who explained to him that ham radio was bigger than he and his design. And that his antenna while extremely clever would ruin the hobby by allowing those with the most basic equipment to compete on equal footing with those who had invested hundreds of thousands of dollars in hardware and antenna farms.

Equal wasn’t good nor was it even “fair” he was told.

Unmoved by their threats, he stood to leave so they grabbed him, pulled a covering over his head and tossed him into the back of a dark colored sedan and drove off into the desert where he was never seen again.

The inventory of over five thousand antennas was moved by truck to a landfill outside of Alamogordo, New Mexico where they were first crushed and then buried. Three feet of concrete cover the burial site and while a few of the local hams had some knowledge of this activity, the years have created doubts as to its veracity and scope, leading some to conclude that this was just another urban legend.

But I know better and now so do you.

I can tell you this because the inventor had an assistant.

A fellow radio ham who hid in the shadows when the abduction took place and who watched this all unfold.

And at 85 years of age, he figures there’s no reason to take this story to his grave…

Jeff Davis, KE9V, is a regular contributor to AmateurRadio.com and writes from Indiana, USA.

6 Responses to “The One”

  • Tim W5FN:

    April 1 comes early this year?

    🙂

  • Rob - W8MRL:

    Great story. I like the part that a man with a bag over his head and never heard from again was able to leave behind the details that a dark colored, four door car was used to carry him away.

    Here I was thinking it was January 28 but as Tim said it must be April 1. 😀

  • Doug WA0EMX:

    Jeff… REALLY…!!!

    While while I loved your erudite tale, it initially fails to overcome incredulity in the extreme. I must agree with Tim W5FN and Rob W8MRL that my primary reaction was — should not this fable have been reserved for April 1st?

    On further cogitation, I have heard rumors that parts of at least one of your protagonist’s antennas have been found protruding from the base of the western wall of Meteorite Crater at Winslow, Arizona. It is unknown at this time if the noble gas tube is among these components.

    Another (probably specious) report implies that strange (initiallly identified as Anasazi) Hieroglyphs portending to describe the physical measurements of the antenna and the noble gas formula have been discovered on rock formations just outside the boundary of Area 51 in Nevada. The only Ham known to have seen them is a QRP hiker (W0AO, ex-W7KU, who recently had to have knee replacement surgery after encountering security guards in black coveralls who surrounded him on disembarking from six SUVs and three black helicopters, supported by one Humvee mounting quad 40mm AA guns). However, I am somewhat skeptical of this since the Radio Amateur who related this to me was still floating three feet AAT (Above Average Terrain) while recovering from his anesthesia.

    By the way, there has been some recent buzz that the noble gas can be replaced by gaseous effluent escaping from certain landfills which have polluted the High Plains/Ogallala Aquifer near Great Bend, Kansas, and the Missouri River Alluvial Aquifer at Kansas City/Independence, Missouri. Unfortunately, this is completely unsubstantiated at the present time.

    I CAN lay to rest any misapprehensions that THE ONE was in any way fortold by the writings of Nostradamus or the Mayan Calendar. I have this on the authority of K0RLT (now with Rockwell-Collins) who built the power supplies for Dr. Van Allen’s (Univ. of Iowa) experiments on Pioneer 10 and 11.

    Do keep us informed of any further developments! I am anxious to sell my venerable SB-220 in order to buy the components so I can build THE ONE here at the earliest opportunity.

  • KB1QDC Kevin:

    I have $1000.00 Cash all 100s ready to buy at a moments notice. Will also pay the shipping charge. Only if a 30 day risk at home trial is afforded.

  • George W4GFA:

    Great Story!!! It reads much like a Clive Cussler story. Now waiting for Chapter 2!

  • gerry KC8ZUL:

    Wow last thursday i saw some strange lights comming from the budwiser plant here in columbus, i think it was that gas yall r talking about, hope it isn’t a deadly gas.

    oh no sorry that was the mexican dinner i had.

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